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tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

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ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

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awkwardly-charming:

8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant

My very favorite post on tumblr~

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basedgodsboner:

Fuck yo tea.
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sofapizza:

kid just sun-creamed himself

sofapizza:

kid just sun-creamed himself

(Source: memewhore)

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sofapizza:

who needs an icepack when you can use the floor

sofapizza:

who needs an icepack when you can use the floor

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Why must i always wake up to my younger brother watching porn on speaker?
Put some damn headphones on i dont wanna know youre jerking yourself off jeez.

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achievement-hunter:

The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts

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